"Ms. Señora Davis . . ." (is pretty much my official name).
Me: Are you having a good day?
Me: Why not?
Student: Because my brain is tickling me and it wont stop.
"Hey Buenos Dias Girl!!!" (K5 Girl)
Student 1: Spanish teacher, you got swag.
Me: Excuse me? What was that?
Student 2: Swag, you know.
Student 2: He mean you rockin' your clothes!